IMPLANT NEWS - #1:  AMY WINEHOUSE WAS HOSPITALIZED DUE TO A LEAKY IMPLANT: 

When AMY WINEHOUSE was hospitalized earlier this week, we heard it was because she had a bad reaction to cold medicine.  Well, that wasn't the real reason.  It turns out one of Amy's new boobs had sprung a leak.

--Her dad says, quote, "It wasn't because she had a cold.  She's fine, she just had a little leaky something or other."

--A so-called "friend" adds, quote, "She saw something oozing out onto her top.  She was worried as they looked wonky, and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

IMPLANT NEWS - #2:  PARIS HILTON THOUGHT ABOUT A BOOB JOB WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER: 

PARIS HILTON can often be heard singing the praises of her relatively non-existent chest.  But she wasn't always so happy to be flat.  Her mom, KATHY HILTON, says Paris went through a phase where she wanted to pump those warlocks up.

--She says, quote, "At one point, she was like, 'I wanna do this and that, I'm so flat!'  But then all of the sudden she was like, 'I love it.  I don't care.  I love it.'  I'm proud of that;  I think that's really nice."

SEX EDUCATION WITH CHAZ BONO:  GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!! 

And now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show:  Sex Education with CHAZ BONO!!!

--Today, Chaz puts on his work boots and walks us through the difference between GENDER IDENTITY and SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

--It can get a little hairy . . . pun intended . . . but there IS a difference between the two.

--You see, when Chaz was a young girl named CHASTITY, she was very confused.  You see, she had female parts, but she was ATTRACTED to females.

--So "Chastity" decided she must be a lesbian.  But that STILL didn't feel right.  Because she WASN'T a lesbian.  The reason she was into women was because SHE was actually a HE.  You follow???

--Here . . . I'll let Chaz explain it . . . quote, "To me, gender is between your ears, not between your legs.  I've felt male as far back as I can remember.  As a child, it was really clear.  I felt like a boy."

--"A lot of female-to-male transgender people end up doing a stint in the lesbian community because it just kind of makes sense.

--"At 13, 14, I was real clear at that point that I was attracted to women.  So I was like, 'I'm attracted to women, I am a woman, I guess I'm a lesbian.'"

--She adds, quote, "Who you're attracted to has nothing to do with gender identity.  A lot of people find that really confusing, but they're two completely different things.

--"One is how you view yourself and how you feel, and the other one is who you're attracted to."

--And there you have it.  This has been . . . Sex Education with Chaz Bono.  Have an awesome day.  (???)

(--Here's audio of Chaz's sex ed lesson . . . which she delivered on yesterday's "Good Morning America" . . .)

ADAM LAMBERT SAYS IT WAS *HIS* CALL TO DE-EMPHASIZE THE GAYNESS IN THAT "OUT" INTERVIEW: 

"Out" magazine claims ADAM LAMBERT'S people asked them not to go overboard on the gay angle just before they were about to interview him.  But now, Adam says that HE told his people to give that order to the magazine.

--He says, quote, "It was my desire to stay away from talking about certain political and civil rights issues because I'm not a politician.  I'm an entertainer . . .

--". . . I think that the editor has his agenda and has his opinions, which I respect, but they're not necessarily my opinions.  And I wish there was a little respect for that.  Not every gay man is the same gay man."

ARE ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS BREAKING UP??? 

Are ZAC EFRON and VANESSA HUDGENS breaking up???  The "National Enquirer" has a new story out titled, "Zac and Vanessa Finished . . . She Just Doesn't Know It Yet".

--But a so-called "source" tells "Us Weekly", quote, "[They just] spent months together up in Vancouver, where they are both filming movies.  Things are going well with them.   They are happy."

RANDOMNESS: 

#1.)  You know what you want . . . and I know when you can get it:  Playgirl.com will post the first of its LEVI JOHNSTON NUDES tomorrow.  (!!!)  So I guess I'll see you there.  (???)

#2.)  RIHANNA denies she's dating "90210" stud TRISTAN WILDS.  In a radio interview yesterday . . . (--On "The Bert Show" on Q100 in Atlanta) . . . she admitted that he did show up at her house party last weekend.  But she added, quote, "I don't even have his number."

--She also admitted that she misses certain things about CHRIS BROWN . . . and when his music comes on the radio, she doesn't automatically turn it off.  (--You can listen to a clip from the interview here . . .)

#3.)  If you want to date "Gossip Girl" minx LEIGHTON MEESTER, you'd better be in it for the long haul.  She says, quote, "I don't want to have a boyfriend unless I want to be with him forever.  If I don't see an end, that's nice.  Because I always see an end."

(--Leighton is currently fornicating with "Gossip Girl" co-star Sebastian Stan.)

THE COURT SAYS CHRIS BROWN IS MAKING PROGRESS: 

CHRIS BROWN had a progress hearing yesterday, related to his assault of RIHANNA . . . and he got through it with flying colors.  The judge called Brown's progress report, quote, "extremely favorable."

--He noted that Chris has completed more than 100 hours of community labor and attended seven domestic violence counseling sessions so far.  (--Chris has more than 1,300 hours of labor left to complete.)

MARTHA STEWART LOST $1 BILLION WHEN SHE WENT UP THE RIVER . . . BUT WE ALL SUFFERED BECAUSE OF IT!!! 

This country is in a financial tailspin.  But it might not have been so bad if we didn't send MARTHA STEWART to prison for insider trading.  (???) 

--In an interview on last night's "Nightline", Martha estimated that she lost A COOL BILLION during her five months behind bars.  (--She did a total of 10 months, but the last five were under house arrest.)

--But it turns out we ALL suffered when Martha lost that cash.  She said, quote, "When you are prosecuted in such a way, and a great portion of wealth is dissipated, all I can think so much is what I could have done with all that, and for the good of mankind, and I hope I can continue."

NONSENSE IN BRIEF: 

#1.)  Is NICOLAS CAGE the worst actor . . . or the worst OVER-actor . . . of his generation???  A lot of people think so.  And someone put together a quick compilation video to showcase some of his worst offenses.  (--Check it out . . .)

(--I happen to LOVE when Nicolas Cage overacts.  It's like sprinkles on the cupcake of life.)  (???)

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

#1.)  "New Moon", the second movie in the "Twilight" series  (PG-13)

--Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are all back from the first film, and they're joined by Dakota Fanning. 

--Here's the plot in 60 seconds:  Edward leaves town to keep other vampires away from Bella.  Bella finds out Jacob is a sexy werewolf.  Some vampires attack Bella and then she rushes off to Italy to keep Edward from killing himself, because now he thinks she's dead.  You're welcome.

Official Site:  http://www.newmoonthemovie.com/

#2.)  "Planet 51"  (PG)

--An animated flick starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as an astronaut who lands on a planet of little green suburban families, who are terrified that he's an alien invader.  Jessica Biel and Justin Long play two alien teenagers trying to help him get back to his ship.

Official Site:  http://www.planet51.com/

#3.)  "The Blind Side"  (PG-13)

--Sandra Bullock . . . who's blonde in this flick . . . finds this big black guy on the street and makes him play football.  I'm KIDDING.  She actually welcomes a homeless teenager into her family and turns his life around by inspiring him to bring up his grades . . . and play football.

--It's based on the true story of All-American football star Michael Oher, who's now an offensive tackle for the Baltimore Ravens.  A clean-shaven Tim McGraw plays her husband and Michael Oher is played by an unknown actor named Quinton Aaron.

Official Site:  http://www.theblindsidemovie.com/

"TWILIGHT" RANDOMS: 

Since "New Moon" FEVER is sweeping the nation, here are a few odds and ends related to the chaos . . .

#1.)  Not that this will make the slightest difference to you if you're a fan, but critics are NOT being kind to "New Moon".  It's been panned by ROGER EBERT, the "Boston Globe", the "L.A. Times", "Variety" and "USA Today", just to name a few.

--The general consensus seems to be that it's too mopey and boring.  (--But like I said, the fan base doesn't care what critics say.  They're expected to propel "New Moon" to an opening weekend take of at least $85 million.)

#2.)  How many of you are checking out "New Moon" just to see TAYLOR LAUTNER with his shirt off???  Well, here's exactly what you're getting . . .

--The movie is a little over two hours long.  And one blogger who caught an advance screening says Taylor is in it for about 36 minutes . . . and he's shirtless for about 12 of them.

#3.)  KRISTEN STEWART and DAKOTA FANNING share the screen in "New Moon" . . . but you can see them share SALIVA in their upcoming flick, "The Runaways".  (!!!)

--The title refers to the '70s all-girl rock band that gave JOAN JETT and LITA FORD their starts.  Kristen plays Joan, while Dakota plays singer CHERIE CURRIE.

--And there's a scene in which their characters MAKE OUT.  Dakota says, quote, "They're best friends in the film and became really close in real life.  And that's something that went down back in the '70s."

#4.)  A trailer for ROB PATTINSON'S next movie, "Remember Me", has hit the web.  It co-stars PIERCE BROSNAN and "Lost" minx EMILIE DE RAVIN . . . and it hits theaters next March.  (--Check it out . . .)

"THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW" WILL END IN 2011: 

It's official:  "The Oprah Winfrey Show" will end in 2011.

--Yesterday, Harpo . . . Oprah's production company . . . released a statement confirming that Oprah has decided NOT to re-up her show's syndication deal when it expires in 2011.  The last episode will air on September 9th, 2011.

--"The Oprah Winfrey Show" debuted on September 8th, 1986 . . . so Oprah will be signing off the day after the show's 25th anniversary.

--There aren't many details yet . . . but Oprah will be talking about it on today's show, which will air live.  (--This is the show's last day of production for the year.)

--There's been some speculation that Oprah is actually MOVING the show to her personal cable network, OWN, which is expected to launch sometime in 2011.

--For now, there's no indication whether that's happening, or if she's planning on hosting a NEW show on the network.  All we know is that Oprah is expected to have a quote, "major presence" on OWN . . . whatever that means.

ELLEN DEGENERES GIVES OPRAH SOME LOVE: 

OPRAH WINFREY'S decision to end her show is understandably sending ripples through the daytime talk industry.  (???)  ELLEN DEGENERES even mentioned it during a taping of her show yesterday.

--She said, quote, "Right before I came out here, I got a call from Oprah and she told me that she is announcing that next year will be her last year.  I don't think I could be here without her.  I think she has blazed a trail . . . She is an amazing woman.

--"She will always be the queen of daytime television and she also said she is leaving me all of her money."  (--There's more, which you can grab at the link below . . .)

ABC IS MOVING "LOST" TO TUESDAY NIGHTS: 

ABC has announced that the sixth and final season of "Lost" will begin on Tuesday, February 2nd.  It'll be an all-night event . . . including a one-hour recap episode at 8:00 P.M., followed by the two-hour season premiere.

--That will also be the show's new timeslot.  After jumping around Wednesday and Thursday nights over the past few years, it'll be on Tuesdays at 9:00 P.M. this season.

THE GAME SAYS HE "KILLED G-UNIT": 

THE GAME . . . or just GAME as he'd like to be known now (???) . . . was in G-UNIT from 2003 until 2005, when 50 CENT kicked him out for being "disloyal."

--But Game got the last laugh . . . or at least he says he did . . . by destroying the G-Unit brand. 

--In a new interview with Complex.com, he says, quote, "It's just hip-hop and I think that [50 is] more bitter towards me then anyone else he's had drama with because look what I did to his brand.  I killed G Unit. 

--"I killed the clothes, I killed the brand, I killed Tony Yayo, [LLOYD] Banks, and [YOUNG] Buck at that time.  Like I really (effed) up a lot of money for that dude."

--Recently, their beef has been pretty dormant . . . although 50's new album, "Before I Self-Destruct" features a Game dis on the track "So Disrespectful".

--Game says he's over it, though . . . quote, "Me and his beef is old at this point.  It's pure comedy for me at this point.  When he says something, I laugh.  If I shoot a shot back it's just a joke at this point.

--"Nobody is going to kill each other.  Nobody is gonna beat each other's ass.  I'm not gonna do none of that.  So we might as well get along.  We exist in hip-hop . . . we're not (effing) WWE wrestlers, we're not boxers man, it's just hip-hop.

--"It's just make music or don't make music.  It's not a gang war, like he's not a Crip and I'm a Blood, and this ain't (effing) '85, and I'm not gonna ride through his hood and do a drive by.  It's not that serious."

(--Wow.  This might be the most grounded thing Game has ever said.  Maybe he's turning over a new leaf . . . you know, to go along with the "The"-dropping from his name.)

EMINEM IS RE-RELEASING "RELAPSE": 

Remember when EMINEM said he was releasing a second album this year called "Relapse 2"???  Well, that isn't happening . . . even though the disc is still in the works.

--But he IS re-releasing "Relapse" on December 21st.  "Relapse:  The Refill" will be one of those expensive deluxe versions, which will feature the original album . . . plus a second disc containing seven new songs that didn't make the initial cut.

TAYLOR SWIFT IS SUING A BAR IN IDAHO FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT . . . AND SHE'S ONE OF NBC'S "PEOPLE OF THE YEAR":

For some reason, TAYLOR SWIFT has allowed herself to get sucked into a copyright infringement lawsuit against a bar in Coeur D'Alene, Idaho named The Sports Cellar.  Taylor and BMI are suing the club for playing her music without a license.

--According to TMZ, BMI sent in a super secret "agent" into the bar sometime last year, and guess what . . . the agent heard music being played.  Some of it, of course, was Taylor's stuff.

--It sounds like the "agent" was sent there because the bar was too cheap to buy a music license.  I just don't understand why Taylor is allowing herself to be part of this lawsuit.

(--Bars and restaurants pay "public performance rights" to BMI and ASCAP for the right to play music in their place of business.  If they don't and get caught, like these guys, they can be sued and may end up paying a fine.)

--In less contentious Taylor Swift news . . . NBC has picked Taylor to be on their "People Of The Year" TV special . . . which airs Thanksgiving night at 9:00 P.M. "Today Show" stud MATT LAUER is the host.

(--Other honorees include L.A. Lakers' star Kobe Bryant, Scottish minx Susan Boyle, "Miracle on the Hudson" Captain Chesley Sullenberger, Octomom Nadya Suleman, and Maersk Alabama captain (slash) former Somali pirate hostage Richard Phillips.)

asiajw2001 RE: tiger woods Posted: 12/2/2009 07:50:29 AM Tmz is playing an audio of tiger telling his supposed mistress not to play her name on her voicemail because his wife elin went through his phone.